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me after running for one minute:

i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

boys in fights:

i hate you man fuck you

girls in fights:

Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

slayingdarkness-withbelief:

adalia3x0h-porcelain:

frostirons:

cloudspanties:

starsdontfallformen:

dismiss-your-fearsx:

endless-suicide:

Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.

this is amazing 

omfg

#food and a cat and an attractive man - all done in a sepia with a vaguely hipsterish fade at the edges  #this gif is tumblr. we’re basically done here.  #all we need is a ship now. let’s ship the bin with the car. ok done. bin/car otp.  

I had to keep these tags, they slay me

Now someone needs to be offended and we have to have a ship war.

Oh my god, what the fuck? You can’t ship the bin and the car! They aren’t even the same objects! That’s disgusting and unnatural. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

How can you say something like that??!?!? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT KIND OF OBJECTS THEY ARE. LOVE IS LOVE. They are clearly happy together; why don’t you just leave them alone? You clearly have no heart.

UGH YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME.

That man is such a dick. I SHIP THE CAT WITH THE BIN. IT JUST WANTS TO BE HAPPY. WHAT A COCKBLOCK.

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

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aetorn:

lol i miss this

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wreckl-ss:

shouldn’t it be “please do not ride the dinosaurs” tho..?

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WHEN YOU’RE AT SCHOOL AND YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO HAS ALL THE ANSWERS FOR TODAY’S WORK

most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.

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When a person passes by me and they look familiar:

most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.

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most-awkward-moments:

 

Shouldn’t Megaupload’s look like this?:

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.